5 Films You Might Consider Watching Whilst ‘Under the Influence’…

LEGAL NOTICE: The author of this blog post does not encourage, or entail any of the questionable practices mentioned below. If you act out any of these practices it is your responsibility and blame if you by any chance damage yourself or irritate your neighbour’s so much that they kill you with a shovel – it is not the author’s fault at all.

Right, now that’s the legal shit out of the way.

In this day and age of sex, drugs, alcohol, and World of Warcraft – many people have often considered making the quintessential ‘Top 10 List’. However, none have dared (perhaps for legal reasons) to make a list of films you could watch whilst under the influence of alcohol or some hell-induced hallucinogenic.

Below is the list:

 

1) The Human Centipede

If you thought being forced to watch three people sewed together from the ‘eating-hole’ to the place where the sun literally does not ever shine was bad, then what could be worse? Watching it on alcohol or whilst having a hangover. The highly pornographic and vomit- inducing film will probably nauseate you and make you want to vomit ten times as much, so much so, that your brain will literally piss itself and explode.

The Human Centipede - the 'three-legged-race' taken to extreme levels...

The Human Centipede - the 'three-legged-race' taken to extreme levels...

 

2) Inception

I doubt quite highly that you’d be able to understand – let alone, enjoy – the labyrinth plot of this Christopher Nolan masterpiece when your vision is so blurred and disorientating that it feels as if you’re spinning in a bloody merry-go-round.

Inception

Inception

 

3) Trainspotting

Watching a film about the dangers of heroine whilst on heroine will probably leave your head messed up for life. Plus, every time you see a baby, you’ll probably scream and want to vomit in ‘The Worst Toilet in Scotland’…

Trainspotting

Trainspotting

 

4) 2001: A Space Odyssey

Imagine what it would be like whilst watching the famous ‘Stargate sequence’ below whilst under the influence of acid. Might be fun, might be terrifying. Who knows?

The 'Stargate Sequence' - the 'acid trip' in Stanley Kubrick's 2001

The 'Stargate Sequence' - the 'acid trip' in Stanley Kubrick's 2001

 

 

 

5) Monty Python and the Holy Grail

If it doesn’t make sense when not on heroine, it’ll probably not make sense when on heroine. Simple.

"NOW GO FORTH!...AND BRING ME....A SHRUBBERY!"

"NOW GO FORTH!...AND BRING ME....A SHRUBBERY!"

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2 responses to “5 Films You Might Consider Watching Whilst ‘Under the Influence’…

  1. Haha!…I was thinking about putting donnie darko on…but, I thought “what films would cause the biggest mind fuck whilst on drugs/alcohol?”

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