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Right, now that’s the legal shit out of the way.
In this day and age of sex, drugs, alcohol, and World of Warcraft – many people have often considered making the quintessential ‘Top 10 List’. However, none have dared (perhaps for legal reasons) to make a list of films you could watch whilst under the influence of alcohol or some hell-induced hallucinogenic.
Below is the list:
1) The Human Centipede
If you thought being forced to watch three people sewed together from the ‘eating-hole’ to the place where the sun literally does not ever shine was bad, then what could be worse? Watching it on alcohol or whilst having a hangover. The highly pornographic and vomit- inducing film will probably nauseate you and make you want to vomit ten times as much, so much so, that your brain will literally piss itself and explode.
The Human Centipede - the 'three-legged-race' taken to extreme levels...
2) Inception
I doubt quite highly that you’d be able to understand – let alone, enjoy – the labyrinth plot of this Christopher Nolan masterpiece when your vision is so blurred and disorientating that it feels as if you’re spinning in a bloody merry-go-round.
Inception
3) Trainspotting
Watching a film about the dangers of heroine whilst on heroine will probably leave your head messed up for life. Plus, every time you see a baby, you’ll probably scream and want to vomit in ‘The Worst Toilet in Scotland’…
Trainspotting
4) 2001: A Space Odyssey
Imagine what it would be like whilst watching the famous ‘Stargate sequence’ below whilst under the influence of acid. Might be fun, might be terrifying. Who knows?
The 'Stargate Sequence' - the 'acid trip' in Stanley Kubrick's 2001
5) Monty Python and the Holy Grail
If it doesn’t make sense when not on heroine, it’ll probably not make sense when on heroine. Simple.
"NOW GO FORTH!...AND BRING ME....A SHRUBBERY!"
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And Donnie Darko! But I assume you mean alcohol induced as you missed a lot of classic stoner films.
Haha!…I was thinking about putting donnie darko on…but, I thought “what films would cause the biggest mind fuck whilst on drugs/alcohol?”