Horror Fest: DAY 12

Sorry about late posting! The day before yesterday was supposed to be ‘day 12’, but I picked a film from my 50 horror boxset, watched it and it wasn’t even a horror! If you’re curious about it, it was a film called The Fatal Hour and stars eyebrow-wizard, Boris Karloff.

Ju-on: The Grudge (2002):

http://www.imdb.co.uk/title/tt0364385/

Plot:

A curse is inflicted upon a house, and whoever enters it is left terrified or dead.

Review:

Ju on: The Grudge (2002)

Ju on: The Grudge (2002)

This psychological horror has some interesting set-pieces in terms of how effective ‘jump n scream’ horror should be directed. It’s a horror film which is very good at surprising you, or catching you out with the child-monster coming out somewhere you didn’t expect. The child in this is remarkably quite sinister: he’s small, thin, has an innocent round head and adorable large eyes – yet with a painted face, blank expression and completely sterile-of-emotion-black-eyes, all of the ‘adorableness’ is sucked away. He’s called Toshio, and he usually lurks in corners, or behind windows or in the nooks and crannies of the house, and is the creepiest child in a horror film I’ve ever seen. Woop-woop.

The film has a different approach to the conventional horror structure. Rather than following one character’s journey, it follows several, so the film unfolds in a very episodic structure. Each chapter of the film allows us to see how that specific character(s) has been affected by the events, and tells its own story, and provides its own scares. However, jumping from one character to the next, doesn’t give us enough time to develop a relationship with any particular character, so the film feels more like a lot a horror-film-cum-sketch-show. This is at once an insult and a compliment: the film could have been more sinister if it stayed with one character, but the structure is very refreshing.

Perhaps another criticism of the film is its style of being creepy and sinister. It involves a lot of ‘jump’ moments, which are fine after the first half hour, but soon I got tired of them or managed to guess when they would come. Good ‘jump n scare’ horror manages to sustain this style throughout – Halloween for example – this, not so much in my opinion, it feels like its scare-factor weakens towards the end.

I usually despise the comparison of horror and comedy, because they – to me – anyway are complete opposites. However, they work in a similar way in terms of emotional reactions. Comedies – to be really successful – have to employ lots of different styles of jokes, otherwise you become immune to them. Constant one-liner gags get dull after a while, as do constant ‘jump n scream’ moments.

Verdict: 3/5

GREATEST Films of the 90s – PART ONE

Below is part one of my greatest 90s movies list…in no particular order…

The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

The Shawshank Redemption (1994)

It resides at the top of IMDbs ‘Top 250 List’, yet this film didn’t have an easy path to get there. Despite critical acclaim, it flopped at the box office, yet due to DVD rentals, word of mouth spread after its initial theatrical release and it is now considered to be one of the greatest films of all time. The Shawshank Redemption is a powerful tale about Andy Dufresne, who is given a double-life sentence for the two people that he was wrongly accused of murdering. There he meets Red, a lifelong friend – and as the journey of Shawshank unfolds, we learn that “hope will set you free”.

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Not putting this gem of a movie on this list would be a crime. Quentin Tarantino’s puzzlebox of a movie is at once mind-blowing, confusing and funny. It tells various stories about crime and redemption which all interlock together so well that it doesn’t even matter if you don’t what the hell’s going on.

Trainspotting (1996)

Trainspotting (1996)

Trainspotting (1996)

Trainspotting is the movie that showed the world that Britain doesn’t just make camp costume dramas; for the content and style of this film shocked the Daily Mail, disturbed audiences, and made them chuckle along the way. Renton is a heroine-addict who decides that he wants to drop his habit, yet his journey isn’t easy, especially when his friends tempt him to come back to his former drug-habit, randomly assault strangers, and accidental murder a baby along the way…what can I say? It’s…darkly funny…

Before Sunrise (1995)

Before Sunrise (1995)

Before Sunrise (1995)

Some say that Kevin Smith’s Clerks is the indie movie of the 90s. I disagree, this one’s better in my opinion. In both films nothing happens, but that’s oddly part of their charm. Two strangers meet on a train and they decide to spend 24 hours together, whilst we follow their conversation along the way. Never boring, constantly intriguing, and very very moving.

Boogie Nights (1997)

Rollerskate sex in Boogie Nights

Rollerskate sex in Boogie Nights

Everyone has a talent or an asset, right? Well, Eddie Adams (aka Dirk Diggler) has a 13 inch schlong. Such an asset becomes very useful to him when having sex with a girl whilst she’s still wearing rollerskates…not only that, it’s also quite useful when you’re a porn star. Boogie Nights tells the story of the rise and fall and rise (?) 0f Dirk Diggler. like to think of it as Pulp Fiction but with more sex, but then again that’s a crude comparison as the film inhabits a strikingly original world of its own. It pays homage to the lurid world of pornography whilst at the same time condemning it. Funny, dramatic, powerful, disturbing, Boogie Nights is a movie that (ahem) aims to please…

My 30 Greatest Movie Moments…

Movies can manipulate us in ways that we never thought possible. Perhaps The Shining disturbed you so much that every time you see a hallway, a naked woman in a bath or identical twins, you immediately put your hands over your mouth and sob.

Yet, it could be argued, that what we remember most from a movie, isn’t necessarily how we felt whilst watching it, but what actually happened – or to be more precise: what scene had the most impact on us.

Below, I have listed my 30 of the most memorable moments in cinema, they have been listed there because they are personal to me and because they are instantly recognisable.

1)      The Deer Hunter – The Russian Roulette Scenes

Russian Roulette in The Deer Hunter

Russian Roulette in The Deer Hunter

The Deer Hunter is a disturbingly powerful movie, where its effect on the audience effectively clings on to the few scenes where the characters play Russian Roulette either because they’re being forced to, or…for fun. There’s an old movie cliche about ‘being at the edge of your seat’, and its never been so true with this film, the feeling of not knowing what will happen when the trigger is pulled is like no other.

2)      When Harry Met Sally – Fake Orgasm in a restaurant

Sally pulls a funny orgasm face...

Sally pulls a funny orgasm face...

When Harry Met Sally is perhaps the best romantic-comedy ever made. It is my belief that the best scene in the movie is when Harry and Sally discuss why women fake orgasm during sex. Harry claims that he’s never had a girl ‘fake it’, because he thinks that he’ll know…Sally leaves him speechless by ‘faking it’ in the middle of a busy restaurant, making the loudest moans and groans possible. Classic.

3)      The Shining – “Heereee’s Johny!

"Hereeee's Johneeeee!"

"Hereeee's Johneeeee!"

The most iconic scene in a horror film ever, indeed perhaps the most quotable line from a Kubrick film next to Nicole Kidman’s final word in Eyes Wide Shut.

4)      The Texas Chainsaw Massacre – Dinner time!

Screenshot from one of my favourite horror films

Screenshot from one of my favourite horror films

That awkward moment when you wake up from being unconscious strapped to a chair in front of a family of cannibals…

5)      The Human Centipede – The credit sequence

The best part about Tom Six’s ‘masterpiece’ is when it ends. Notice the way in which the credits roll up in such a petulant manner…there’s clearly symbolism there…

6)      The Shawshank Redemption – The ending

I’m not ruining it.

7)      The Rocky Horror Picture Show – The Floor Show

The 'Floor Show' in The Rocky Horror Picture Show...

The 'Floor Show' in The Rocky Horror Picture Show...

The Rocky Horror Picture Show is perhaps the most entertaining, bizarre, illogical, random, camp, brilliant film ever made. Yet the ‘Floor Show’ towards the end provides the film with an oddly quite moving and tragic ending…

8)      Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc – The opening of the arc

A very good reason why you should never open mysterious, ancient ark's supposedly claiming to hold the 'wrath of God' in them...

A very good reason why you should never open mysterious, ancient ark's supposedly claiming to hold the 'wrath of God' in them...

Ever since I was a child, these movies have scared me. Most notably Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom when the heart’s being taken out…

However, there’s nothing quite as memorable as the section where the arc is opened and the ‘wrath of God’ murders all of the Nazis and shreds there skin off until they’re just skeletons.

9) A Clockwork Orange – The opening scene

The bizarre opening shot in A Clockwork Orange

The bizarre opening shot in A Clockwork Orange

In my opinion it’s the most mesmirising opening to a movie…ever. We start off with a close-up of the raping-murdering sociapath: 15 year-old Alex DeLarge. We then pan back and back and back to reveal his surroundings. Simple. Bizarre. Surreal. Memorable. A great opening scene.

10) Boogie Nights – Closing scene

I've just stopped you from pervertedly grinning at Mark Wahlberg's prosthetic schlong...more tempted to watch the 90s classic?

I've just stopped you from pervertedly grinning at Mark Wahlberg's prosthetic schlong...more tempted to watch the 90s classic?

Boogie Nights is a 3-hour movie. Throughout the movie we are told that everyone has a talent, a skill, or in the case of Dirk Diggler: an asset. He’s a porn-star which would make a horse jealous. (The joy of cheesy sexual innuendos).

Either way, we find out that his schlong is 13 inches long…and at the end of the movie…we see it…in all it’s…glory(??)…

11)  Mulholland Drive – The sign…

There's something about this sign...

There's something about this sign...

There’s something oddly quite mystical about the sign of Mulholland Drive in David Lynch’s Mulholland Drive. Perhaps it is its grey nightmarish colour, or the shiny letters on it, or the music that accompanies the shot of it. Maybe it’s all of these.

This shot in the movie, to me is the movie’s most memorable shot, there’s something so spine-tingling about it. And I don’t know why. It’s a mystery that can’t be solved…almost like the film itself.

12)  2001: A Space Odyssey – The ‘stargate sequence’

This is what happens to your eyes when you go "Beyond the Infinite"...

This is what happens to your eyes when you go "Beyond the Infinite"...

A screenshot from the infamous 'stargate sequence'...

A screenshot from the infamous 'stargate sequence'...

The poster for Kubrick’s 2001 says “the ultimate trip”, and I can’t quite help but associate this and the ‘stargate sequence’ in the film, indeed, Kubrick takes us on the “ultimate trip” in this section. Colours, shapes, space, light, time, infinity, eternity swirl around in patterns and zoom past our eyes. It’s a ‘spectacle’ to say the least.

13)  Monty Python and the Holy Grail – The Knights who say “Ni!”

"We are the knights who say 'ni'!"

"We are the knights who say 'ni'!"

The most random joke in a  very random and very funny film.

14)  The Godfather – That awkward moment when you find a horse’s head in your bed

Awkward...

Awkward...

Perhaps the most iconic moment in cinema is when the Hollywood-hotshot finds the horse’s head in his bed as he wakes up.

15)  Fight Club – Let’s steal some soap

The irony of a film about consumerism selling merchandise...

The irony of a film about consumerism selling merchandise...

Perhaps one of the best bits from Fight Club is when Tyler and Jack go to steal some soap. Or to be more precise, fat to make soap…fat taken from people who’ve had liposuction that is.

Ahhh…I love the sharp humour in this film.

16)  Un Chien Andalou – Casually slicing an eye

Eye-slicing in surrealist classic 'Un Chien Andalou'...

Eye-slicing in surrealist classic 'Un Chien Andalou'...

Surrealist masterpiece which has unfortunately been brought down by one image: the slicing of an eyeball. Indeed, this image occurs in the first 5 minutes of the film, yet it’s downfall for it being associated with this just one image is perhaps also its success as well. After all, no masterpiece was never controversial.

17)  12 Angry Men – The whole film

Well I’ve listed lots of scenes…and I know I know this is cheating, but 12 Angry Men takes place in one whole scene, so I’m letting it in. It’s also a very good scene: well-directed, well-acted and a dazzlingly complex study of human nature and what happens when you put 12 blokes around the table and make them debate over whether a man should live or die.

18)  The Silence of the Lambs – The first encounter

The film builds up to this great encounter, even when Clarice is outside that infamous corridor she’s told that she can’t bring in any pens or metal objects. Indeed hopes do not fall, Anthony Hopkins gives a chilling performance which made him win an Oscar.

19)  Reservoir Dogs – Ear slicing

Ear-slicing in Quentin Tarantino's directorial debut 'Reservoir Dogs'

Ear-slicing in Quentin Tarantino's directorial debut 'Reservoir Dogs'

Quentin Tarantino is not just talented by managing to put the word ‘motherfucker’ at any point in one of his scripts, but by being able to direct violence exceptionally well. We see violence so often on the screen, and due to this, it hardly ever affects us. A most recent example would be The Hunger Games, where the violence/deaths have little or no effect. However, we see the opposite in Reservoir Dogs, it makes us react and wince in our chairs.

20)  Pulp Fiction – Overdosing

I would happily say this is the best sequence in Pulp Fiction. After Mia overdoses, Tarantino makes Travolta drive her straight to the dealer. Comedy is induced with the disturb in a dazzlingly original way. And we wince when the needle is plunged straight into the heart (have you seen how big the needle is?!). Either way, it could be argued that this is the best section in Pulp Fiction.

21)  Halloween – Opening shot

Classic 70s slasher film 'Halloween'

Classic 70s slasher film 'Halloween'

The opening shot of the classic slasher movie, Halloween, is arguably the best opening shot of a horror movie. Ever. We see young Michael Myers go into the house, grab a butchers knife, go up the stairs, put a mask on, and stab his sister…all from his own eyes. Impactful and disturbing, if it’s none of those two, it’s definitely memorable.

22)  Blue Velvet – Scissors…

Dennis Hopper's disturbing performance as the violent and sexually-perverted Frank Booth...

Dennis Hopper's disturbing performance as the violent and sexually-perverted Frank Booth...

Frank Booth is the hideous sexual pervert in David Lynch’s controversial 1986 classic Blue Velvet. Not only does he kidnap Dorothy’s husband, but he does more. He verbally abuses Dorothy, hits her, insults her, and sexually abuses her with a trusty pair of scissors. You may not like this film, but this scene is certainly unforgettable to say the least.

23)  Before Sunrise – CD Booth scene

Linklater’s Before Sunrise is all about its subtleties, and there’s nothing else as subtle as when we see our two ‘lovers’ enter the CD booth and look at each other and then look away…repeatedly…

24)  Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb – Riding the bomb

Major Kong casually riding a nuclear bomb in Dr Strangelove...

Major Kong casually riding a nuclear bomb in Dr Strangelove...

The mother of all political satires ends in the best way imaginable (and we know it’s coming)…Major Kong riding a bomb down towards earth…ahhhh…the joys of originality.

25)  Trainspotting – There’s a baby on the wall

Now that's one terrifying baby...

Now that's one terrifying baby...

Never have baby’s been so terrifying…

Renton, heroine-addict is locked in his room and force to ‘quit junk’, he has various hallucinations…and my God, you won’t want to baby-sit after watching this movie.

26)  The Man With the Golden Gun – Face off

Best moment in a Bond film…ever.

27)  Citizen Kane – The ending…

Just found this on the net. Glad somebody else agrees with me to! Either way, the ending's bloody iconic

Just found this on the net. Glad somebody else agrees with me to! Either way, the ending's bloody iconic

Critics claim it to be the best film ever made year in year out, I on the other hand think it’s mediocre and so overrated it’s vomit-inducing.

Click on the link to find out what rosebud is…if you want to that is…

http://www.clipart.dk.co.uk/DKImages/christmas/image_christmas004.jpg

28)  Psycho – Shower scene

^^ A thorough explanation on why you should never use showers in a horror film

^^ A thorough explanation on why you should never use showers in a horror film

The most damous scene in a horror/thriller ever, and perhaps the scene Hitchcock is most well-known for. I don’t think I need to describe what happens, the image above is so iconic that it literally speaks for itself.

29)  One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest – Partayyyy

Wheelchairs…part-poppers…alcohol…laughter…and general fun! The party scene in One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest isn’t just funny but a satirical bite at totalitarianism and why all humans deserve to be free, to have fun and not be opressed by the ruling masses.

30)  The Green Mile – Cooking time…

There are lots of ‘cooking scenes’ in this film, and surprise, surprise they all happen on an electric chair. Lovely!

5 Things They Didn’t Want to Tell You…(6)

Some trivia…

(All the trivia is from www.imdb.com)

1. Adaptation. (2002) -Donald Kaufman was nominated for a Golden Globe with Charlie Kaufman, despite being a fictional character. They were also both nominated for an Academy Award and the Academy made it known that, in the event of a victory, the two brothers would have to share one statue.

Nic Cage and Nic Cage in Adaptation.

Nic Cage and Nic Cage in Adaptation.

2. Wrath of the Titans (2012) – The title in Spanish for the first movie (and the old one) is “Furia de Titanes”, Which in English means Wrath of the Titans, the name of this sequel.

Wrath of the Titans

Wrath of the Titans

3. Titanic (1997) – When Jack (Leonardo DiCaprio) is preparing to draw Rose (Kate Winslet), he tells her to “Lie on that bed, uh I mean couch.” The line was scripted “Lie on that couch”, but DiCaprio made an honest mistake and James Cameron liked it so much he kept it in.

4. Grease (1978) – Set in high school, most of the principal cast were way past their teenage years. When filming began in June 1977, John Travolta was 23, Olivia Newton-John was 28, Stockard Channing was 33, Jeff Conaway was 26, Barry Pearl was 27, Michael Tucci was 31, Kelly Ward was 20, Didi Conn was 25; Jamie Donnelly was 30, and Annette Charles was 29. Only Dinah Manoff, Lorenzo Lamas, and Eddie Deezen, all 19, were still teenagers.

Grease + Dawn of the Dead

Grease + Dawn of the Dead

5. Halloween (1978) -When they were shooting the scenes for the start of the film (all the ones seen from Michael’s point of view) they couldn’t get the 6-year old child actor until the last day, so the movie’s producer, Debra Hill, volunteered to be Michael for any scenes where his hands come into view. This is why the nails on young Michael’s hands look so well manicured and varnished.

 

Top 20 Movie Posters…

A movie poster should make a bold statement about what the movie’s about, but to go further: should instantly grab you. Here I have included posters that are either: weird, beautiful, eye-catching, ‘in-yer-face’, iconic, or just sell the movie for what it is.

In no particular order…

1) Attack of the 50ft Woman (1958)

Attack if the 50ft Woman

Attack if the 50ft Woman

50s B-Movies are often very interesting to look at, they often sell the pitch of their movies with something very eye-catching. This one particularly stands out to me.

2) 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)

It’s damned beautiful to look at, and it’s completely different and original compared to most movie posters. Plus, the tag-line some up the movie perfectly: “the ultimate trip”.

3) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)

Grabs you like a leather glove or a serial killer who’s about to chop off your leg and eat you…in other words: it’s damned iconic and you can’t ignore it.

4) The Godfather (1972)

The Godfather (1972)

The Godfather (1972)

The epitomy of the ‘iconic movie poster’. You may not have seen the 1970 classic, but you’ve definitely seen the poster. (I hope).

5) Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Brokeback Mountain (2005)

Essentially a parody of the poster for The Titanic, therefore meaning that the poster itself gives off the message that it doesn’t and shouldn’t matter if you’re different.

Oh, and for just if you don’t know (God knows how not), Titanic‘s being re-released in 3D…yay for James Cameron.

6) The Human Centipede (2009)

The Human Centipede (2009)

The Human Centipede (2009)

The movie may be vomit-inducingly disgusting, but you can’t deny how errr…’eye-catching’ the poster is.

7) The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

The Silence of the Lambs

The Silence of the Lambs

As chillingly creepy as the film itself: the lack of humanity in the face, the red eyes, and (if you look closely) the skull on the moth’s face.

Simple + subtle = effective + iconic

8) Straw Dogs (1971)

Straw Dogs (1971)

Straw Dogs (1971)

The broken glasses almost mirrors the disturbingly brutal nature of the film. So much so, that does this poster transcend itself and become not just a poster, but a work of art?

9) Star Wars (1977)

Star Wars (1977)

Star Wars (1977)

Is it the most beautiful movie poster ever made?…

10) King Kong (1933)

King Kong (1933)

King Kong (1933)

Utterly iconic. It captures a moment from the movie in a striking detail.

11) Metropolis (1927)

Metropolis (1927)

Metropolis (1927)

Is it the most visually impressive poster ever? Does it count as a work of art rather than advertisement? Either way, it’s damned expensive. An original was sold for $690’000…rumour has it, that the buyer was Leonardo DiCaprio…

12) Blame (2011)

Blame (2011)

Blame (2011)

If anything…it’s eye-catching.

13) A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)

A Good Old Fashioned Orgy (2011)

Instantly sells the raunchy concept of the movie with some casual light-hearted tongue-in-cheek humour. Plus, the tag-lines brilliant: “A comedy about old friends in new positions.”

14) The Dark Knight (2008)

The Dark Knight (2008)

The Dark Knight (2008)

I don’t think I need to explain why this is a good movie poster.

15) Dr Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

A personal favourite poster (and movie)…captures the tone of the piece entirely, it’s about war (planes flying overhead), and it’s an acidically mocking satire (the cartoonish feel of the piece). Brilliant movie. Brilliant poster.

16) Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc (1981)

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc (1981)

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc (1981)

We don’t even need to look at the title, and we already know that it’s Indiana Jones! The posters iconic, as is the font for the words “Indiana Jones”.

17) Pulp Fiction (1994)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

Pulp Fiction (1994)

The poster’s become so iconic and recognisable that it’s been used to mock Sarah Palin and John McCain…

18) Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)

Dracula vs Frankenstein (1971)

Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1971)

How very 70s…

19) The Happening (2008)

The Happening (2008)

The Happening (2008)

Simply stunning…

20) Perfume (2006)

Perfume (2006)

Perfume (2006)

Certainly impactful and pleasing to the eye, the poster for this film could be considered a work of art. Weird though…