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- A Clockwork Orange – rape, drugs, and murdering with a penis statue (as you do)
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail – moose’s that bite your sister, knights that change their names and an evil flying rabbit (and cow)
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World – seven evil exes, a girl with constantly changing hair colour and the best fucking roommate ever to have been born in cinema
- The Shawshank Redemption – Morgan Freeman, a heartwrenching story and the best ending to a movie ever
- The Color Purple – a heartwarming tale, a girl with no hope and the second best ending to a movie ever
- Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb – a pie fight that never existed, an insanely long title and a fight that occurs in a war room
- Fight Club – good sex, a lot of fighting and a mind-blowingly good twist
- Back to the Future – a son that meets his mother, some fading photographs and a timetravevelling car
- Eyes Wide Shut – a nightmarish tale, a turbelent relationship and a disturbing (yet hypnotic) orgy
- One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest – funny, disturbing and Jack Nicholson at his best
- The Shining – heeeeeeeeeeeere’s johneeeeeeee!
- Full Metal Jacket – an acid-tongued drill instructor, a psychopathic bald dude and a ‘human enemy’
- Reservoir Dogs – ear slicing, swearing and the colour pink
- 2001: A Space Odyssey – half an hour of monkeys, a killer computer and a hallucinogenic-infested space trip
- Pulp Fiction – violence, swearing and foot massages
- Bedknobs and Broomsticks – juggling apples, singing fish and flying beds
- 12 Angry Men – 12 jurors, 12 opinions, 1 verdict
- The Deer Hunter – steel miners, “I love you babyyy!” and russian roulette
- Toy Story 2 – a camera used as a weapon, an evil chicken-man and an irritating texas gold miner
- Trainspotting – drugs, life and electrical tin openers
- The Man with the Golden Gun – Roger Moore, Scaramanga and a golden gun
- Toy Story – an evil child, some annoying (yet cute) aliens and toys that can talk (YES TALK!!)
- Taxi Driver – a taxi, a taxi driver, a gun
- Airplane! – a guitar that almost kills a child, a killer fish pie and a rather ‘sexually charged’ autopilot
- The Silence of the Lambs – an insane psychiatrist, a butterfly and some fava beans with a chianti
- Brokeback Mountain – an unforgiving society, a tent (cheekaaay) and some fishing which mysteriously never gets done
- Die Hard – Alan Rickman playing a crazy german, the best quote ever (‘yippee-kayyay motherfucker!’) and a lot of ammunition
- Mulholland Drive – silencio, a man with a cane that says “there is no band, yet you can hear a band” and a lot of dreams
- Commando – a tree lifted up by Arnold Schwarzenegger, a car lifted up by Arnold Schwarzenegger and a phone box (YES A PHONE BOX!!) lifted up by Arnold Schwarzenegger
- The Matrix – a world that doesn’t exist, a red and blue pill and a few blokes in glasses
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